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miercuri, 30 ianuarie 2008

Cele mai stupide 10 lucruri pe care le poti spune (partea 1)

1) Folosesti cuvinte complicate, cred ca te-ai uitat prea mult prin dictionar.

Ceea ce vroia sa spuna : Ai folosit un cuvant lung ? Nici eu si nici prietenii mei nu folosesc asemenea cuvinte, de fapt, nu e necesar sa folosesti cuvinte care sa contina mai mult de 2 silabe. Sau orice cuvint a carui semnificatie nu o cunosc.
Ai o minte perversa, esti un flecar si folosesti cuvintele doar pentru ai zapaci pe oameni. Nu e un compliment faptul ca m-ai considerat destul de inteligent, pentru a-mi comunica o idee complexa, ce necesita cuvinte pe care nu le folosesti normal in viata de zi cu zi. Nu o sa fiu atent atunci cand vei incerca sa-mi explici sensul unui cuvant pe care eu nu il cunosc. Ma voi enerva, nu iti voi da atentie si voi spune despre tine ca esti un snob. Numai un snob ar putea sa isi imagineze ca eu as putea sa invat vreodata sensul unor cuvinte ca : alambicat, epistemologie, sofism, etc.

2)Iti place lucrul acela fiindca incerci sa fii diferit fata de restul lumii.

Ceea ce vroia sa spuna: Iti place un lucru de care eu n-am auzit. Si fii sigur ca eu stiu totul, doar ma uit la televizor si citesc ziarul. Doar incerci sa atragi atentia asupra ta si sa ma faci pe mine sa ma simt prost. Nu se poate sa iti placa ! Eu cred ca e naspa, si nici macar nu il ascult pe cel care are o parere diferita. De fapt esti ca mine, nu incerca sa pretinzi ca esti mai destept, fiindca nu tine.

3) Si eu am gandit asa cand am fost de varsta ta.

Ceea ce vroia sa spuna: Cu trecerea anilor, mi-am vandut complet toate principiile. Nu sunt las, doar pragmatic si imi place sa cred ca transformarea a fost inevitabila, altfel m-as simti cumva responsabil si ar trebui sa accept faptul ca am devenit genul de persoana pe care am urat-o dintotdeuna sau, si mai rau, a trebuit sa renunt la independenta mea in schimbul catorva avantaje minore. Mi-am vandut sufletul diavolului. Ca sa evit deschiderea acestor rani vechi, voi considera parerile tale ca fiind copilaresti si sunt sigur ca te vei satura de ele. De ce sunt atat de sigur ? Fiindca sunt mai batran decat tine, eu am trecut prin viata, tu nu.

4) Simt...

Ceea ce vroia sa spuna: Sunt pe cale de a exprima o opinie, dar mi-e teama ca o sa ma contrazici si nu sunt pregatit sa imi argumentez opinia, fiindca nu m-am gandit prea mult la ea, asa ca spun ‘Simt...’ in loc de ‘ Ma gandesc’. Procedand asa, nu te poti certa cu mine, deoarece cum ai putea sa stii ceea ce simt eu ? Oricum, sentimentele sunt pure si frumoase iar gandirea este atat de analitica si de inumana. Gandirea e masculina deci e rea, femeile nu ar trebui sa gandeasca, ele cunosc lumea intuitiv iar orice afirmatie facuta de ele, nu ar trebui sustinuta cu argumente rationale.

5) Asta e parerea ta.
Ceea ce vroia sa spuna: Nu am nici un argument impotriva ideii tale dar cred ca o pot discredita, spunand ca ea este o parere personala si nimic mai mult.


1) Dedicata unui bun prieten (care uneori poarta ochelari de cal)
2) Dedicata unor membrii ai familiei (despre asta nici un cuvant in plus)
3) Dedicata batranilor aroganti
4) Dedicata catorva fete cu care am intrat in contact
5) Dedicata tuturor celor care folosesc frecvent aceasta replica

Astept comentarii, sugestii, reclamatii, etc.
Chiar daca s-ar putea sa nu primesc nimic, eu voi continua sa scriu.
Keep it real, guys.

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Anonim spunea...

Ultimele 2 nu mi-se par asa nasoale, mai ales cand altfel nu poti sa scapi de unele "argumente". Mersi pentru dedicatia de la ultima:P Oricum, mi-se intampla foarte des sa nu am chef sa continui o discutie, care-s convins ca n-ar duce nicaieri, so...

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ma simt atacat la primul punct, deci lovesc inapoi :D

nu sunt foarte sigur, dar cred ca Benjamin Franklin spunea "nu are rost sa spun ceva folosind doua cuvite, daca pot sa spun acelasi lucru folosind unul singur" (citat aproximativ. foarte. sunt superficial. mumu :D)

daca vorbesti despre un meci de fotbal in care jocul de pase a favoritilor nu a mers prea bine si spui "judecand dupa stilul alambicat adoptat in jumatatea adversa, pot spune cu tarie ca, sau ipotezele epistemologice adoptate de antrenor sunt false, ori abilitatile mijlocasilor sunt convergente"

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Wow, just wow, s-ar putea sa raman eu fara cuvinte si sa cad in propia capcana!

funny bunny, multumesc pentru feedback. bineinteles ca nu poti discuta la nesfarsit despre orice, ai risca sa fii abordat de catre cei de la OTV!

ciobby: am inteles ce vrei sa spui, nu trebuie neaparat sa folosesti cuvinte complicate pentru a descrie situatii banale, Cornel Dinu se pare ca incalca frecvent aceasta regula.
In acest articol, scris intr-un limbaj nepretentios, incerc sa scot la suprafata, sensul anumitor replici folosite in viata de zi cu zi, si nu sa arunc pe hartie cat mai multe cuvinte nefolosite in mod curent. Desigur, nu pretind ca aprecierile mele sunt absolut corecte. Consider ca trebuie sa folosesti cuvinte adevarate pentru situatii adevarate (iar acest lucru poate fi extraordinar de greu).
iti multumesc si tie pt feedback

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"F tarre frate!". e mai mult decat simpatic articolul,imi plac foarte mult argumetele ironice-tragico-sadice:) imi amintesc un pic de Caragiale..asa neo-modernist cu iz de contemporaneitate cum ar zice pupaza lui ciobby..la mai mare!

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eei: ma bucur ca iti place articolul, voi mai scrie inca unul (sau poate mai multe) exact in acelasi stil. De asemenea, mai am cateva chestii interesante prin minte asa ca, daca vrei, mai viziteaza-mi pe blogul. Daca continui in acest ritm, cred ca in cateva saptamani o sa devin mai zelos decat Catavencu! :D

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